Fuck the AARP
Zero to sixty in six decades
and I've still got it floored;
I'll get it up to 100
if I don't get pulled over.
BEEN OUT OF SCHOOL WAY TOO LONG
Come and get my poems, enroll in my school of poetry, make yourself at home and don't worry,
it's not that kind of poetry school; the cafeteria is much more Pumpkin Pie and Hush Puppies
than Cassoulet and Coq au Vin, though those last two are marvelous, blackened, with a side saucer of Twinkie cream.