Hi, I'm Chris Coulson. 

Writer of surrealistic, humanistic slapstick. 
That's fun, irreverent and unacademic.
I'm open (24 hours) to almost anything.  
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​Abstract Exhibitionist 

Chris Coulson has been writing his way out of trouble since the first grade, and he is still working
on his next book, maybe his magnum opus, Red Jumbo. The novel was nearly done, but  it's held up; Red is currently being beta read by some alpha women in a lavish, musical, softly-lit location.

Soon his first children's book, Babies on the Run!  will appear, to the delight of parents everywhere. 

Chris Coulson still lives in the United States. So far.