Hi, I'm Chris Coulson. 


I do writing that's fun, irreverent, and humanistic. 
Furthermore, it's clear, easy, and unacademic.
To go on, it's surreal, absurd and … good! 
 
All in a spirit of  inclusive mutiny. 

Walt Whitman's parakeets settle for nothing less 
  for the floors of their cages. Emily Dickinson is Skyping
 me from her room. Günter Grass has smashed
my lawn mower. Erica Jong is
 … shhh … (I'll never tell!)