Hi, I'm Chris Coulson. 


I do writing that's fun, rebellious, and humanistic. 
Furthermore, it's clear, easy, and unacademic. 
To go on, it's surreal, absurd and … good! 

​​All in a spirit of inclusive mutiny. 

Walt Whitman's parakeets settle for nothing less
  for the floors of their cages. Emily Dickinson is
 Skyping me from her room. Günter Grass smashed
my lawn mower. Erica Jong is
 … shhh … (I'll never tell!)